Holy guacamole! A shopper at a Brooklyn supermarket has been charged with misdemeanor assault after he allegedly hurled an avocado at a supermarket employee’s face during an argument. 

Citing court records, the New York Daily News reports 45-year-old Joe Testa brought avocados into the store Tuesday afternoon and threw one at a 24-year-old female employee during a dispute.  The employee was treated at a local hospital for a bruise on her face. No word on what the argument was about.