With the world getting ever smaller, many businesses must cater to a more international clientele -- though a new article on the site BusinessPundit proves some restaurants are handling the transition better than others.

The site has posted a slideshow of 15 of the most poorly translated items spotted by Westerners on menus in restaurants in China and other Asian countries. Some tidbits include the unappetizing-sounding "Crap Eggs with Bamboo Flavor," "Chocolate Puke," "Spicy Grandma," "Half-Grilled Chicken and Herpes," or the poetic-but-nonsensical "The Car Hit Cheese Bacon Mushroom face."