A 20-year-old Freeport, Florida, man was charged with burglary and criminal mischief last week for apparently stealing a 12-pack of toilet paper from his neighbor.

The website Northwest Florida Daily News reports the unidentified victim returned to her home last month to find her lock broken, and a shadowy form she told deputies was likely Steven Alexander Pettit leaving her place.

Pettit reportedly admitted to cops he'd broken the woman's lock and taken the T.P.